richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

inbox:

*tries to be funny*  0 notes

*doesnt try to be funny*  14,000 notes

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags